Rook
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BLOGGER: Once a rook always a rook!
Took himself out!
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BLOGGER: I think it’s safe to say he didn’t pick up any girls that night.
Rookies
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And so does Matt.
But that’s not really the point. At least someone has enough skill to fall asleep while STILL holding their beer… That my friends is a true sign of a champion.
Ben
Shit box
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MAIL: I wonder which trailer park these two came from?
I hope you are not suggesting that all girls who look drunk on a 20 year pick up truck, wearing cheesy ripped fishnets and mail to order school girl skirts are trailer park trash. That is just waaaay out of line. Haven’t you heard don’t judge a book by its cover. They probably were walking by and notice a flaw in the garages structural integrity and they are engineering a way to fix it. Duhhh!
FYI. Ladies, the owner of the truck is gong to be pissed when he see you popped his tire. You engineering types should know that those old pick ups aren’t able to hold that kind of weight.
Matt
Shaggy
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MAIL: Is that the real life Shaggy from Scooby Doo?
Sure looks like him. It seems he is a big pussy like him too. Really…who draws a 1-inch red line on someone passed out? WOW, that’s soooo crazy khed. Now that I think of it, the beer is probably the rookies and Shaggy is faking.
I want to meet SUE. She had the purple marker and apparently all the balls.
Matt
Only the strong
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It is safe to say that anyone who passes out from budlights and gets pranked like this has a Vagina. Sorry buddy, if there was a bottle of tequila in there I’d completely understand.
You should really stick to partying with kids from junior high before you hurt yourself.
Matt
Blondes
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Drunken karaoke usually makes me pass out on the floor too. So do shots of patron. The hardwood floor does wonders for my back too… I usually sleep on piles of hay, but it’s a nice change every once in a while…