Kissy face

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BLOGGER: They have a saying here in Texas. Girls who play pretend kiss with air play pretend bang with dildos. I hope its true in this case.

 

Army guy

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BLOGGER: Y’all didn’t realize the army had a secret super-gay meathead operation. It has  been shown to be effective in making the enemy laugh themselves to death.

Freak of Nature

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 Hey there cutie, I don’t mean to be a dick and call yah out.. Well, actually yeah I do. Did you know that your right Ta Ta is a lot bigger than your left. It’s about 10 grams of weight difference….To the average joe shmoe making his quick 30 second glance he might not notice, but since I’m an expert breast examiner I caught it. I’d take care of it before it leads to unnecessary neck pulls for your Monday night Furry orgy.

Matt

 

Man oh Man

Man there’s a lot of toolish behavior in this picture. Primarily on my skinny little friend to the right.  There is ABSOLUTELY no reason to be wearing that fake gold chain. Is that a dollar sign? JESUSSS. That’s pretty ironic don’t you think buddy? A dollar sign on a $2 fake gold chain? Seriously, take my advice. Junk that shit, It’s retarded looking. The reason you are still a virgin is because you are wearing that thing. While you are at it, you and your boy need to ditch those stupid hand signs. Soooo stupid… You are obviously not a gang banger. Plus, do you even know what it means? It stands for tool.  I swear. Every time you put those up you are saying hey look at me I’m a tool.

Lastly, don’t get all pissy about this post. I’m only trying to help. 

Matt

 

 

Bad Mother

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MAIL: I think his tattoo was suppose to read Psycho-pathetic.

 Someone is a BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER. 

Just not this guy.

Matt

Mom’s pride and joy

 

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 Your Mom would be extremely proud though that she taught you well.

Mark

 

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WSW’s Euron is a rookie?

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WSW’s Euron is a rookie? WTF! Ok which one of you bastard friends of his let him take that second WOO WOO shot?