BLOGGER: Its not what you think, they are really having a tongue wrestling match. 

Drunk Texts: (561) Last time I saw him he was “hunting down Mickey Mouse to slap his nuts on Mickey’s forehead.”

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BLOGGER: She looks pretty pissed that they left her out. She must feel like the ugly duckling 

Drunk Texts: (310) I took up mma classes just so I could have random men mount me and not be called a slut

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BLOGGER: Dressed like 80′s but acting like it’s the 70′s

Drunk Texts: (512) I think I attract men with penises shaped like frodo baggins. Lol short and hairy

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BLOGGER: They must really like cell phones.  I wonder what other fetishes they have besides the obvious?

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BLOGGER: I got this from www.collegehumor.com. Caption: If this picture made a sound what would it be? lol.

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Are you two sisters?  I hope so because I’ve always wanted to have a cute sister team. It would be right in sooo many ways.

Just make sure you first take care of that hair stuble under your arm.

Thanks,

Matt

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BLOGGER: typical drunk sluts at their finest.

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MAIL: i just think that its so hott when girls kiss each other !

You know, 99.999999% of the time I’d agree, but this one does nothing for me.

I’m sorry, but you two look like you were sharing a piece of spaghetti and it ran out.

Send me the drunk, deep throat tosil hockey kisses that lead to a shocking night of naughty girl on girl action and a morning of tremendous guilt and awkwardness between friends. You know what I mean, the kind that would make Daddy cringe. 

That goes for any of you sexy bitches..

 P.S. Happy belated B-Day.

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