MAil: 100% Fake boobs + 100% Fake Blonde + 100% Fake Tan = 100% Real Cheese

Don’t let the mean mailer hurt your feelings. So you know, I’d do you first out of all your friends.  Plus, you put a lot of time, effort and money into yourself so you deserve a special treat.

Is the tantastic guy in back human? He reminds me of an alien for some reason. Not sure why. Maybe it’s his slighty tilted head followed by the creepy stare and beady little eyes.

I guess the super orange glow could be a factor also.  Nah.

Matt

Tags: San Diego, Silicone Sexiness, crews by Matt
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MAIL: Another dumb blonde using her bed as a door mat.

Trust me with those fake tas tas she knows exactly what that bed is for.

She kinda looks like Pam Anderson..Just kidding!

Matt

Tags: Minneapolis, Silicone Sexiness by Matt
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MAIL: Their Daddies must be so proud of them showing off their baby feeders. I think they should use this as their holiday card next year.

 Baby feeder… That completely stops any sexual enjoment I would have gotten from this picture.

Thanks bud.

Tags: Boob Off, Charlotte, Hotties, Silicone Sexiness by Matt
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MAIL:  Def one of Boston’s sexiest.

Not diggin the bathing suit but I like what’s underneath it.  I would need to see another pic to make my final decision.  Let us know what you think.  Go to Boston’s Sexiest link on the top right and vote.

Tags: Funny Sh!t, Hotties, Silicone Sexiness by Mark
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Not only are fake Ta Tas nice to look at but they also make great cup holders.  Modern yet Functional. If they could only make fake brains to go along with the Ta Tas, society would have reached it’s peak.

Sorry ladies, we are getting Ta Tas by the dozens. I have to post some, they are very soothing to me.

Tags: Charlotte, Silicone Sexiness by Mark
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I think this shirt should really say ”$10,000 Toy”. That would be way more funny. Next time mailer send me a pic with her face so we can see who’s walking around with all that cash.

Tags: Crazy sh!t, San Diego, Silicone Sexiness by Mark
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Silly Girl.  Take off your shirt…. then resend. Thanks.

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Club Ultra? Ultra what? Ultra Cheesyness? Ridic.
(ridic. is short for a larger word that I can’t spell)

Tags: Hotties, Silicone Sexiness by Mark the Intern
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