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Strike a pose
Mailer serves this up… “Ed hardy girl with biker chick gloves grinding with a tangerine..doesn’t get much better.” Well yes it does. 1.) If you could see boobs, it would be better. 2.) If the girl’s white shirt didn’t look like it got peppered with paintballs. 3.) If everyone who had an Ed Hardy t-shirt would finally give up and light the damn thing on fire. Either that or use it de-grease a small block chevy. Too cool
MAIL: The two chillest chicks eva. Which one would you guys do first? Well….Lets see….Both are doing Animal Planet, Kissy face and are wearing sunglasses indoors. hmm NEITHER, both of these chicks think they are way too cool for school and are not worthy of the mulitple, supernatural orgasms I would give them.
I Like Clementines
It probably wouldn’t be so bad if the chick to the left wasn’t so pale… But this is waaaaay outta control. Your skin is a shade darker than my orange juice. I mean you’re like 2 steps away on the color chart from matching your shirt… I don’t get this. What are you drinking anyway?? Is that a screwdriver? You trying to get oranger? Great-grand kid
Alright first, girl on the right… I’d definitely probably make out with you. Maybe. I’m having a hard time trying to figure out who that is in the background, but I’ve narrowed it down. It’s either Albert Einstein’s great-grandkid, or Dr. Wily from Megaman.
Ben
Another man?
Mail: Now thats a masculine looking pose! This barney is the second man ever to make a sexy face on this site and he’s all the way in Houston. To know that it’s spreading among men is fucking sad. I’m gonna go watch some UFC unleased so I can remember that not everyone acts so gay.
Halloween Rule
MAIL: These girls are 18 I promise but these halloween costumes look like kitty porn. Yup, just the way men like it. These two cuties understand the main rule for ladies costumes is (The sluttier you look, the better the costume). They look pretty slutty so I’d say their costumes kick ass. Double sexy faces! Love it!
The first saved.
Wow the Super Mullet and the Highlight Honeys really are amazing the way they saved this girls hair. Looks great!. Too bad they don’t do complete make overs. Also, your lips shouldn’t touch your nose when making the sexy face. You look like a monkey.
Not there.
The Sexy Face is suppose to actually be sexy looking. You look like your a fish. Just ask yourself how would the girls from the “Black Hair Mafia” look? Keep Practicing, I’ll let you know when you get it. |
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