Rook
BLOGGER: Once a rook always a rook!
So Forgetfull
BLOGGER: She ran out of tampons so she decided to add another layer. She’s resourceful like that.
Phish at Fenway
BLOOGER: “Seems like we’re experiencing an unexpected green fog tonight here at Fenway, Jon.”
“Is this fog stretching across Boston tonight, or just at the park, Andy?”
“It’s…uhh…just happening at Fenway Jon…more specifically clustered together in center field in front of the stage.”
“Could this be a possible terrorist attack…”
“JON IT’S JUST SOME HIPPIES SMOKIN POT, THERE’S NO TERRORIST ATTACK!!! THERE’S NO STORY HERE TO COVER, FUCK MY LIFE!! I’M NOW GETTING HIGH AND THEN BLOGING ABOUT IT LATER BECAUSE MY JOB IS SO FUCKING BORING AND NOTHING BUT THIS FUCKING JOINT CAN MAKE ME NOT FEEL LIKE JUMPING OFF THE GREEN MONSTER AND JUST FUCKING ENDING IT RIGHT FUCKING HERE, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! BACK TO YOU ANCHOR-DOUCHE!!!”
Wish You
Granny panties usually mean one thing. You ladies are having “that time of the month”. So you shouldn’t be wishing anyone there until after. Have a little class please. Ghee whiz..
FYI. I’d maybe crush the last one on the right..maybe with a few in me. Sorry to others, but there’s something annoying about you that I can’t place.
Matt
Another PDA
He must be wearing Axe Body Spray.
He obviously didn’t believe the commercials because he would have never worn those sexy yellow boxers if he did.
Spotter
Art institute of Boston: You know its been a good night when you need a spotter for your next shot. You know, just in case your alcohol levels are too high and the shot will cause you to black and fall on your face.
BTW: Getting drunk is cool. Getting drunk in your parents basement is not cool. My advice guys, invest in your own pad, get some muscles and buy a boat load more of booze. You guys are gonna need all the help you can get in order to get laid…
You might hate me now but you’ll thank me later 
