BLOGGER: just a good halloween pic

BLOGGER: Gumbadii Soccer Players

MAIL: .. i dont even know where someone would purchase this costume.. or what it is supposed to be? Tin Foil is not sexy!

 She is an astronaut hooker duh!

FYI. Tin Foil can be sexy when used to wrap around butterfaces. I’ve done that to several girls…I tell them it’s some sick fantasy though. I don’t want to hurt their feelings. I’m nice like that.

Matt

Girl with stick: “Did someone say twinkies? Fuck my mask!! Its game on bitch!”

MAIL: These girls are 18 I promise but these halloween costumes look like kitty porn.

Yup, just the way men like it.  These two cuties understand the main rule for ladies costumes is (The sluttier you look, the better the costume). 

They look pretty slutty so I’d say their costumes kick ass.

Double sexy faces! Love it!

I think she is substantially less cute and cuddly than a raccoon, and seems more like she wants to suck blood. How can one do a kissy face, while attempting to look like the undead? Not quite sure if we’re going for a vampire look or you’re really trying to be one with nature…

Yeah see… I’m waaaaay less scared of Rocky here. He even has his tongue sticking out…

If we had a contest, you won.  I’m not going to make fun of you.  You’re better than me.  This is one of those pictures that only people in Massachusetts will probably understand and that’s why I love it.  Actually, was that national news? Whatever.

I choose polka dots.  I’m calling you polka dots because there is nothing about your costume that implies you are anything else except the holy cross of baby jesus on your head and i’m guessing you’re not going as baby jesus.

Upper picture kinda looks like Sh!tbreak from American Pie dressed up as Pee-Wee, that’s definitely original… Nobody has had the balls to go out dressed like him since he played “Punch the Clown” in the movie theater. Then of course we have what looks like the guy from Prison Break all tattooed up behind him, in his underwear… Not quite sure what to make of that costume. Especially with the pacifier.

I’m not quite sure what these two chicks are… I’m thinking something like 80’s flashdance or something. Regardless they ARE showing some skin, which is why Halloween is definitely one of my favorite holidays…

Awww pretty Pocahontas… Pocahontas with testosterone therapy? And his bride, Cumoniwannalayya.

That musta sucked trying to drink all night with scissors in your hands… But nice costume. Lucky Charms cereal showed up, nice stuff, I like a fellow Irishman, and lastly, ummm… It was Halloween buddy, why didn’t you dress up? Ya look like a douche from WaterWorks right there chief. Sunglasses, a PINK bandana, and an Ed Hardy shirt? Righhhhht…