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Lord of the Pump
Richie… You know we love ya buddy, right? I’m just kinda confused here. I thought we identified a clear, concise rule, hammered it down, and etched it into stone so nobody would be confused. The rule in question? CAPRI’S ARE FOR GIRLS. Those homemade capri’s are stunning. Obviously a lot of time and effort went into them, with the bleaching and then cutting the bottoms off… They only thing they forgot to use is a f*ckin’ bedazzler. Sh!t, I shouldn’t have said anything. They’ll probably go looking for gems now. Those look worse than those sunglasses and “matching” white headbands. The neon colored shirt has gotta go too. Seriously Play, punch that kid. He’s at the level of ridiculous that borders “FLAMING.” We know you’ll do the right thing. I’m looking forward to your next CD by the way… |
 
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