BLOGGER: The fist pumpers and black hair mafia meet at WMC

BLOGGER: spring break aruba giving lap dances to old women..

BLOGGER: Some tits 4 Matt to get lost in.

 Sorry mailer. I’m stumped what to say here….This looks like a typical spring break pic with a couple of girls boozing it up. There isn’t anything huge about it, that POPS right out and says look at me.

I try again later, maybe I’ll see something.

Matt

…this picture was taken at a different angle. Like the camera was slightly behind the dude… Then guess what it would look like she was doing…

You all thought the same thing, shut up. Guy with the funnel does have a “Take it all bitch” kinda look on his face, doesn’t he?

CLEARLY this should have been taken in the 80′s. Though the shirts say 2009, I’m willing to bet they’re the SAME DESIGN that whatever store you snagged those super snazzy gems from has been using since guys with mullets and cutoff jeans were cruising around in IROC-Z’s in Ft. Lauderdale.

Richie… You know we love ya buddy, right?

I’m just kinda confused here. I thought we identified a clear, concise rule, hammered it down, and etched it into stone so nobody would be confused. The rule in question?

CAPRI’S ARE FOR GIRLS.

Those homemade capri’s are stunning. Obviously a lot of time and effort went into them, with the bleaching and then cutting the bottoms off… They only thing they forgot to use is a f*ckin’ bedazzler. Sh!t, I shouldn’t have said anything. They’ll probably go looking for gems now. Those look worse than those sunglasses and “matching” white headbands. The neon colored shirt has gotta go too. Seriously Play, punch that kid. He’s at the level of ridiculous that borders “FLAMING.”

We know you’ll do the right thing. I’m looking forward to your next CD by the way…