BLOGGER: Doesn’t she look so happy to be in this picture?

Most definitely, bartenders love when drunk annoying strangers grab their hand and take a picture with them. Isn’t it obvious?  Wow, she really is a plain Jane isn’t she? Do they not have beauty supplies stores in Virginia Beach? Yah know where they sell all the essential female crap like makeup, bronzer and silicone. Ok, maybe not silicone but that is still an essential…well for her at least.  Anyways, if she was from Boston she would be covered head to toe in the shit. At least she shaves her armpits I guess. That mean there’s hope she shaves her all majestic bush.

Hey guy, I hate to call you out but your number 14, 15 and 16 molars looks very yellow. You might want to ease off the coffee and redbulls. Oh yeah, try brushing your teeth back there once a year.

Matt

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BLOGGER: This is how all women at bars should act like. You ladies might want to write down some notes. A. She has a pitcher of beer in hand and drinking straight from it. Fuck the straw. That’s for amatures.  B. Her cleavage is bursting out of her top.  C. She is not saying a word.

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I KNEW it wasn’t Tobey Maguire.

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 It is safe to say that anyone who passes out from budlights and gets pranked like this has a Vagina. Sorry buddy, if there was a bottle of tequila in there I’d completely understand.

You should really stick to partying with kids from junior high before you hurt yourself.

Matt

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Another great rack today. Not quite sure what convinced you to place an empty 12 pack(lightweight) on your head, complete with the a$$hole flap… But I’m pretty sure if Matt had downed 12 beers he would be running around in a pair of whitey-tighteys with his thumb in his mouth humping street signs. I’ve seen him do it.

Once again though, great rack.

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…Showing a beer gut. I’m not too sure how many people wanna see that full moon… The one on the right has a cute lil’ bum… A little pale as I like ‘em complete with a fake tan…

All I can think of is “Sumo Wrestler” when I look to the left…

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