WickedSexyWater

Lips smacking

The New Captain — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:51:49 +0000

BLOGGER: Little kissy kiss for y’all

Drunk Texts: (217) Hey, BTW cut your freaky witch like nails before you come over. I can’t handle any more war wounds from sex with u.

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Wide open

The New Captain — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:19:27 +0000

BLOGGER: Not fair, some girls have had more practice than others

Drunk Texts: What are you doing 212 reply: In the middle of saying goodbye to the little eggs I’m about to scramble 718 don’t forget to give them last rights

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Favorite Mojito

The New Captain — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:56:40 +0000

BLOGGER: I want to have my next Mojito with those mixed in. hehe.

DRUNK TEXTS: (717) I was too afraid to use the condomns she had, I went to the store to buy some. I guess you can call it trust issues.

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No Panties

The New Captain — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:49:54 +0000

BLOGGER: The easy access no panty-drunk rumper!

Drunk Texts: You = Dick Head because you drew on his face with permanent marker knowing that he had a job interview in two days

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Which is she

The New Captain — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:38:37 +0000

BLOGGER: Anyone who passes out with a drink still in their hand is either a real trooper or a real lush depending on how you view it. lol

Drunk Texts: Caught a nipple slip during a chick fight in Tao

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Drunken Pics

The New Captain — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:22:56 +0000

BLOGGER: I like to take pics of myself when I drunk

DRUNK TEXTS: (703) She let two brothers tag team her. If I can’t call her a whore what should I call her? (703) Reply: WWE Diva

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Halloween H***

The New Captain — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:43:03 +0000

BLOGGER: Too much Fun

DRUNK TEXTS: (519) Which tatto should I get? A flower on my foot or Rich guys only above my vagina?

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70 or 80’s

The New Captain — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:28:00 +0000

BLOGGER: Dressed like 80’s but acting like it’s the 70’s

Drunk Texts: (512) I think I attract men with penises shaped like frodo baggins. Lol short and hairy

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Fun with Bottle

The New Captain — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:52:44 +0000

BLOGGER: You people think Grey Goose is only for drinking!

DRUNK TEXTS: (281)I’m home now and my hangover is much better since I puked in front of the entire class

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On the Floor

The New Captain — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:09:16 +0000

BLOGGER: Is it me or does it look like they are in a soft porn waiting for someone to cum?

DRUNKTEXTS: (323) I pulled a Johnny Drama today and popped a bonner during acting class. Needless to say I need more classes

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