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Anonymous voted up the link Too Old For Christmas Wishes drunk-toothless – I Hate My Teeth 2 months, 1 week ago · View
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Anonymous voted up the link 'Jersey Shore's Pauly D — Foiled Again | TMZ.com 2 months, 1 week ago · View
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She cried over getting a hickey I can only imagine when he told her about the warts.
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Being friends wont make me happy. Fucking her sister will.
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Anonymous created the link I wonder how he knows exactly what those girls won't be doing to him later that night. Remarkable. – CollegeHumor picture 4 months ago · View
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: The Hulk 4 months ago · View
BLOGGER: Her face is priceless. It looks like someone is forcing her to do something she doesn’t want to do.
Drunk Texts: (413) Stacy is the best, she gave me a blow job while I was playing Call of Duty!
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Massive Cleavage 4 months, 1 week ago · View
BLOGGER: The perfect photo; got the cleavage and chopped off half her face.
Drunk Texts: (310) Dude, did someone really take a shit on our back porch last night?
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Three way 4 months, 2 weeks ago · View
BLOGGER: Its not what you think, they are really having a tongue wrestling match.
Drunk Texts: (561) Last time I saw him he was “hunting down Mickey Mouse to slap his nuts on Mickey’s forehead.”
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Left out 4 months, 2 weeks ago · View
BLOGGER: She looks pretty pissed that they left her out. She must feel like the ugly duckling
Drunk Texts: (310) I took up mma classes just so I could have random men mount me and not be called a slut
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Who needs men? 4 months, 3 weeks ago · View
BLOGGER: Who needs men when you can stay home with that.
Drunk Texts: I just wacked off in 1 minute flat which leads me to believe Carrie is going to be very disappointed tonight.
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Beer Googles 4 months, 3 weeks ago · View
BLOGGER: He’s taking Beer Goggles a little to literally.
Drunk Texts: If I wake up in my car hungover one more time I’m going to change it to my permanent mailing address
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Reminder 4 months, 3 weeks ago · View
BLOGGER: lol A friendly public servie announcement.
Drunk Texts: the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he’s turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Hotties 4 months, 3 weeks ago · View
BLOGGER: jersey shore comes to boston?
Drunk Texts: I have a saying, once a cock blocker always a fucking cock blocker. She’s still a bitch!
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Yuck 5 months ago · View
BLOGGER: Not only is he a light weight but he also has bad aim
Drunk Texts: Marriage is work, cheating is the vacation.
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Heavy Metal Mania 5 months, 1 week ago · View
BLOGGER: This is classic! lol Totaly rock on dudes!
Drunk Texts: I slapped her ass so hard during sex that her roomate knocked on the door to see if she was ok.lol
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Watch Out 5 months, 1 week ago · View
BLOGGER: Split pea soup anyone?
Drunk Texts:(810) She farted during sex and tried to blame it on a Queef.
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Tom and Jerry 5 months, 1 week ago · View
BLOGGER: Its gunna be a great night
Drunk Texts I like my men like I like my subs, Italian and Hot
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Hot green 5 months, 1 week ago · View
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: Let’s guess! 5 months, 1 week ago · View
BLOGGER: Can you tell which one of them is a real blonde?
Drunk Texts: (508) Put away your Mangina and lets go get some drinks
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The New Captain wrote a new blog post: People Sandwhich 5 months, 2 weeks ago · View
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